Cocks Block

Verb: When a group of guys are simultaneously hitting on a girl and another guy enters in and simultaneously manages to cock block the entire group.

Marlon, Ash, and Baby J were all trying to get with that cute blonde at the bar when Shahty walked up and stole their thunder. He was such a cocks block.

by AshDusky February 20, 2011

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Cock Flogging

The punishing of somebody by beating them excessivley and forcefully with your cock

I saw Jim Cock Flogging Jane in the closet last night

by Beachedwhale59 April 24, 2011

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cock controlled

Equivalent to pussy whipped, but with gender roles reversed.

Girl No. 1: So what are you doing this weekend.

Girl No. 2: I'm going to the monster truck show with my man.

Girl No. 1: OMG you are SOOOOO cock controlled!

by GodintheBox September 24, 2011

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shit-cocks!

A pretty damn effective expletive that can be used in times of frustration, anger or in the middle of grammar class.

Oh shit-cocks! that asshole just cut me off.

by invincible_fang01 May 1, 2008

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cocking hell

Used instead of "Fucking hell", in order to display anger, or stress.
Sometimes used in an angry situation to slightly lighten the mood.

You-When is that Science homework due?
A friend-Next lesson
You-Oh cocking hell! Why does Miss Smith have to be such a dick?

by KikiThatsMe May 21, 2008

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When a male is engaged in sexual acts for long periods of time without ejaculating causing his penis to swell up and resemble somewhat as a lemon. Usually happens to opiate addicts due to the fact opiates make it hard if not impossible to ejaculate while under the influence.

"Yo dog I was fucking Trina for 5 hours straight and couldn't cum, I got severe Lemon Cock now. I just wanted to splurge so I kept goin now my shaft is swollen to the max and hurts like a mug!!"

by Daddy Dirtwood May 20, 2014

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