Lazy bones

Adjective when Iona sleeps until 11 AM, Aka lounger, bystander, drone, idler, laggard, loafer, observer, slouch, sluggard, spectator.

It's 11 AM, is Iona still asleep?

Yes, proper lazy bones!

by Iona's Dad July 29, 2021

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

Beggie Bone

A vegetable based bone; the phrase can be used in any context for any reason.

Hey, do you know the answer to number 5?

No, but do you know of THE beggie bone??

by baags August 2, 2021

T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021

bone thirst

When one craves protein produced by a male human.

His large muscles made her desire to conquer Her bone thirst

by Bernie101 August 16, 2021

Boned

To be losing really bad at chess

she took my queen with a pawn? I’m getting boned here

by Totally real terms from life August 16, 2021

Bones

A dumb bitch with no braincells, always horny and has a creampie kink. Get help you weirdo

Bones stfu
You’re just a bag of bones

by smackmyfattypatty August 29, 2021