Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time

gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)

by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021

sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.

M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"

by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024

Unbeknownst Beef

When you miss the memo that you’re invited to something because you weren’t invited directly and the person that got asked on your behalf declines for you.

“Ashley isn’t coming?”
“No she didn’t wanna come.”
“I wonder why. Is she mad at me?”
“I don’t know. “

Meanwhile Ashley’s just in her room wondering why she didn’t get invited to the party. Who’s mad? Unbeknownst beef vibes.

by Little Charlie Ray April 2, 2024

vegan beef

When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.

Did you hear about Jennifer and paris’s vegan beef?

Yea! They’re never going to be friends again!

by A proud Jew April 24, 2018

Beef

old lady's call up McDonalds looking for it

"Where's the beef?!?!?!?"

by just... wow June 8, 2004

beef orchid

a: A pussy that has been pounded so hard it resembles ground beef.

b: Large flappy vaginal lips.

See also Meat Curtains.

I went to a bachelor party and the stripper had the most tender beef orchid I've ever seen!

by leminiwinks June 5, 2014