Bear Stearns Effect

When individual assets are worth more than the total valuation.

When a group of girls as a whole seem unattractive but when viewed individually, aren't bad.

Opposite of the Cheerleader Effect.

Check out those girls again. We wrote them off before, but I think it's actually the Bear Stearns Effect.

by Sante Fe September 6, 2011

Kenyan Rizzly Bear

A man with immense Rizz when in pursuit of an attractive Kenyan Female

Jamal - "Azil and Tiwalade are a pair of Kenyan Rizzly Bears"

by Halal Jamal December 5, 2022

airborne honey bear

The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"

Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.

by RainbowTrout69 November 9, 2014

Polar bear in a snowstorm

Something that is hard to find

Finding a job is like trying to find a polar bear in a snowstorm

by Hippo12 August 14, 2011

Bear Mountain Beer

Ah, the glorious Bear Mountain: home to one of the best tasting beers man has tasted. That taste comes at a price, however. This delicious beer is heavily guarded by one of the most dangerous bear-infested mountains known to man. Make no mistake however, these are no ordinary bears: these are Bear Mountain bears making Bear Mountain Beer. Oh yes, the highly intelligent bears of Bear Mountain have passed the recipe of that sweet Bear Mountain Beer from generation to generation, resulting in the some of finest beer ever produced. For us humans to have the pleasure of consuming the Bear Mountain Beer, employees of Bear Mountain Beer International must take the risk of a lifetime: tackling the mountain in hopes of extracting some of that rich amber fluid. That alone is not the whole story though: you think the bears just make the beer? No! These are drunk angry bears that will stop at nothing to ensure the preservation of their life force. The one thing they hate more than not being drunk of their asses are human moochers harvesting their life's work. One has not lived a complete life unless they have had a nice long cold glass of Bear Mountain Beer.

"I just ordered a keg of Bear Mountain Beer. Now let's have a moment of silence for the poor workers who died in their quest for this delicious beer..."

by Lokokoko January 31, 2010

Murdered in the face with bears

Phrase used as a verb. The use of mammals of the family Ursidae, (commonly known as bears) to cause a person death through violent acts primarily directed towards the face.

"Have you heard what happened to Sally?" "Yeah. Tragic. I heard she got murdered in the face with bears."

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges

i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006