Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse
You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole
by Coidesal November 01, 2018
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Asshole fireants

to describe the feeling of your asshole when bumping meth.
Man I have the asshole fireants after that bump.
by BDBD14 October 09, 2021
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Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
by SyncreticPriestess June 18, 2024
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Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
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Asshole Poopy Content Farm

When someone makes a video that is bad
some stupid idiot made an Asshole Poopy Content Farm
by StanleyStudios March 07, 2024
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Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.
Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.
by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018
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You're assholes

No... No. It's not the devaluation of human life...
Hym "It's the 'you're assholes.' Anyone who let's you trick them into believing that YOU believe that the value of THEIR LIFE is ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'Less...' is a retard. Because it will ALWAYS be less. Less than your wife. Less than your kid. Less than the fat-cock you fuck behind your boyfriends back. ALWAYS."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
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