Asshole cream

´Cream that comes out after getting backshots

Guy fucking: Damn thats a lot of asshole cream

by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025

asshole

An idiotic son of a bitch who won't shut the fuck up!

Example:

My teacher
Fuckboys
People in general

N: Look there is Magnus, my teacher. He's such an asshole.

T: I agree 100%

by N.Ss May 21, 2018

licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.

That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.

by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

asshole nerd

An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.

Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd

by Nerd classified June 18, 2016

Asshole

A hole in between your ass-cheeks, stupid.

My asshole hurts, I was rammed into last night.

by Someone who watches anime June 20, 2020

Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.

Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"

by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025

Asshole

A person who, on the game Teamfortress 2, caps on hightower.

Cougar is an asshole because he caps on hightower.

by Flaming Tree December 16, 2016