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egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.
He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !
by Debyumyum February 1, 2023
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Egg-thirty

Instead of 8:30 it's egg thirty and time to eat eggs
It's egg-thirty, do you want eggs?
by Grandarthma July 17, 2025
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suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck
Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!
by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021
mugGet the suck eggs bitch fuckmug.

Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid
Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am
by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024
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3 eggs cause fuck you

Hey Robbins, 3 eggs cause fuck you
by Soupslip August 27, 2021
mugGet the 3 eggs cause fuck youmug.

Keester egg hunt

When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth
I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me
by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024
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Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.
"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.
by Shella34 May 13, 2011
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