Donkey

A Racing game showcasing the IBM PC's Graphical powers. The game is about a car avoiding donkeys on the road.
The IBM PC comes bundled with Donkey.
by Darkbross November 9, 2022
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Swamp Donkey

A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.
Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this
by Walkerjet April 11, 2020
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Donkey

Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!
Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???
by purevibes February 21, 2011
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Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
by Demkitties February 6, 2019
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Swamp Donkey

The dopest MSO clan ever, consisting of a very tight-knit group of family.
Man, those swamp donkeys whooped our butts last night.
by MSO King Kong March 31, 2020
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Donkey

Donkey is a human with 6 toes and eats Pringles in their barn.
by Spongeguy4 November 30, 2019
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Donkey Hoe

The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.
"He look thats Carys"
"You mean the donkey hoe?"
"Oh yeah, i forgot shes a fugly ass bitch"
by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020
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