shoder

A shoder Is A massive 15 Inch Penis that Slaps people in the face if your being rude

OH YOUR SHODER JUST WACKED ME!

by DILDOCHODE April 4, 2017

Show-er

A man whose penis is large in its flaccid state, but only grows marginally when he is fully erect. An example of this would be a man who is 6in flaccid, and 9in erect. The opposite of this would be a grower.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you see that guy's dick? It's like 7 inches... SOFT!!

Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.

by Romeo8x June 19, 2020

Boob Shover

A female who excessively exposes her cleavage to gain male attention and use it to their advantage

Cor, she's such a boob shover! She's all over him, the poor boy!

by hans fritz March 6, 2010

Shpower

A shower taken by two or more manly men that leads to confrontations with various levels of homoerotic behavior; portmanteau of "shower" and "power."

Guy no. 1: "Dude I was at school the other day and I saw two guys having a shpower!"

Guy no. 2: "... Get a job, you loser."

by tachou January 9, 2009

showe showe

Slang for shower(washing).

n.

pronounced: (shou shou)

I'm going to take a showe showe.

by imdudley December 29, 2010

Showed

(v) to be in a state of embarrassment for yourself or someone else

1. "did you see the state of amanda last night?!"

"yeah, i was pure showed for the girl"

2. "omg, tripped over in front of my whole lecture theatre this morning..i'm showed for myself"

cringing embarrassed shamed

by on yersel March 22, 2013

freak showed

1. When a dude is going to bone a chick and the guy is all like ready to be fucked crazy hard, and then she just starts doing some crazy ass shit, so the guy's like, "crazzzy asss bitchhh!!!", and they end up doing it in the butt.

2. When a girl has a really hairy vagina and she get pictures taken of it, and a lot of people see

ex1. Yo *girls name*! i hear you totally freak showed Jim last night!

ex2. SHE TOTALLY GOT FREAK SHOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Too hot to spot!!! January 11, 2009