Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 February 23, 2009

Count me out

The phrase "Count me out" is generally used when you do not want to take part in something or do not want to be a part of something.

Count me out girlfriend! I'm not attending your party.

He asked me to count him out of the family dinner, he will be attending Sam's study session.

by 1T5 Guy. February 24, 2012

1v1 me rust

A phrase most commonly used in the video game Modern Warfare 2, refers to trying to go one on one with someone on the very small map known was rust. Today it is used mostly for montage parodies to parody the term and other people that are mlg and are in professional gaming clans such as optic and faze.

(old serious use) 1v1 me rust bro
(montageparaody) 1v1 me rust m8, ill bloody rek u fgt, cheeky skrub lord, i swer on me mum thet ill bloody 420 no scope u across the map, mountain dew dorritos style.

by travis7575 October 22, 2014

Stop Attackinizing me

the best and strongest defense to an insult ever that brings down any hater

john: your mom gay
you: stop attackinizing me
john: sorry

by idk500 January 21, 2019

pickle me grandmother

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"

Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!

by doc brown October 6, 2007

Me La Mamas

A spanish sentence meaning "Suck My Cock"

"Me La Mamas" said someone to another guy.

by H.E.Y April 17, 2017

do me a flaver

It means to ask for a favor of any sort without describing what it is .

Hey I'm heading out later can you do me a flaver ?

by dragonboy8586 July 31, 2020