Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"
Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"
Ankur: "Hell yeah."
Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."
Ankur: "Hell yeah."
Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."
by Friends Show July 19, 2025
Get the Porch Beersmug. Buying 1 beer at the bar and leaving it in your hand for the rest of the night because your super broke but don't want to be at the bar empty handed
by Dax Thompson February 5, 2025
Get the Accessory beermug. Meaning #1: Whilst fucking your girl from behind, pour beer on your crank and use for lubricant. (WARNING: This may cause yeast infections).
Meaning #2: I new fad diet in which you only eat hot dogs and drink beer. Common exercise for this diet may include: Sitting around and doing nothing or playing beer pong and hitting on ugly bitches.
Meaning #2: I new fad diet in which you only eat hot dogs and drink beer. Common exercise for this diet may include: Sitting around and doing nothing or playing beer pong and hitting on ugly bitches.
"I need to buy more beer. I was beer dogging your mom last night and i ran out."
"Dude i love my new diet! all you have to do is nothing i don't normally do."
"Dude i love my new diet! all you have to do is nothing i don't normally do."
by QTIP-YOUR-GURL July 25, 2015
Get the beer doggingmug. When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.
"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."
by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017
Get the Residential Beer Gogglesmug. A phrase used to describe something with ample amounts of raftusism. This phrase is heard commonly at frat party’s, college dorms, kick backs, and other functions.
Todd: “Bro Sebastians had like 16 stellas tonight he’s fucking blackout”
Chad: “No fucking way buddy that’s so fratty beers”
Chad: “No fucking way buddy that’s so fratty beers”
by BigBlair55 August 22, 2021
Get the fratty beersmug. A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
Get the beer-canomug. “Bottle about to be spilled full of beer”
Person 1: BROO BEERFUL!
Person 2: Oh
“Saves beer”
Person: Thanks!
“Takes sip”
Person 1: BROO BEERFUL!
Person 2: Oh
“Saves beer”
Person: Thanks!
“Takes sip”
by Chillguy April 12, 2024
Get the Beerful!mug.