your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

Review your mum

when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman

"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"

by VoV123_ June 1, 2024

Your mum-aholic

This is when someone uses the insult ”your mum” in every conversation

Ah what a nice day we are having

Response Your mum Ha

Your mum-aholic

by pagey124 December 31, 2021

your mum

,,your mum'' is a commonly used term in all of America to answer a ,,diss'' or a ,,insult''. It's often used when the offended person doesn't know what to answer when confronted with a ,,diss''. Saying your mum usually means: Your mum has to do something with what you just said.

A guy: Yo, your so ugly omg. I can't imagine living in your body, must be a terrifying Life
Another guy: Your mum.
A guy: ,,dies''

by Nils der dude May 8, 2023

your mum

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.

guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know

by poomam October 19, 2019

Your mum

"Your mum" is a terrible often used by year 7's as an insult or "violation".

Y/N: "Fuck off yoy fat year 7" Year 7: "Your Mum!"

by Beany the Wise One October 27, 2022

Your mum

1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"

1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"

by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020