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Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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Pull your head in

Primarily Australian: Usually used in an annoyed or confrontational manner, meaning both shut up and/or mind your own business.
I've heard just about enough out of you mate, you'd best pull your head in.
by Darvon July 31, 2011
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do you have stairs in your house

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005
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Balls in your jaws

The act if going balls deep in someone's mouth .
Me: my balls in your jaws
Wife: true dat
by Chuck Rubbins July 6, 2014
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nap in your lap

The act of oral sex for an extended period of time. Can also be called a "nap in your face," if you are the one preforming the oral sex.
We were sitting and watching t.v. and then next thing I knew she went down on me for the entire show.

Wow man, she took a "nap in your lap."
by RaimMan June 9, 2011
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tuck your cunt in

(feminine) To take charge of one's own destiny. To pull one's self up by one's bootstraps. The feminine equivalent of "man-up".
SYNONYM: "Tuck it in" "TYCI"
ANTONYM: "You're untucked" "I'm tucked out"
"Hey just tuck your cunt in and sort it out"
by Jenna 'Manc' Omeltschenko December 6, 2009
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