A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"
Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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Get the Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i? mug.Primarily Australian: Usually used in an annoyed or confrontational manner, meaning both shut up and/or mind your own business.
by Darvon July 31, 2011
Get the Pull your head in mug.A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.
A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005
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Get the Balls in your jaws mug.The act of oral sex for an extended period of time. Can also be called a "nap in your face," if you are the one preforming the oral sex.
We were sitting and watching t.v. and then next thing I knew she went down on me for the entire show.
Wow man, she took a "nap in your lap."
Wow man, she took a "nap in your lap."
by RaimMan June 9, 2011
Get the nap in your lap mug.(feminine) To take charge of one's own destiny. To pull one's self up by one's bootstraps. The feminine equivalent of "man-up".
SYNONYM: "Tuck it in" "TYCI"
ANTONYM: "You're untucked" "I'm tucked out"
SYNONYM: "Tuck it in" "TYCI"
ANTONYM: "You're untucked" "I'm tucked out"
by Jenna 'Manc' Omeltschenko December 6, 2009
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