Wyoming

A state in the U.S. that only a select few know of. Therefore, conspiracies about Wyoming run rampant, mainly about how the government is purposefully concealing information about the state to keep a doomsday device of epic proportions, housed mostly within its borders, top secret. There is no agreement on what said doomsday device is called, but leaked documents seem to mention something about “stones of yellow…”

It has fewer people than Alaska.

It’s shaped like an oval with corners. IT’S ANOTHER FRIGGIN’ RECTANGLE.

P1: I'm from Cheyenne. You know it?
P2: Oh, you mean the girl who lives a block from me? Yeah, I know her. She's so nice...
P1: No, I mean the city in Wyoming.
P2: The hell's a Wyoming?

by Ace of Fours September 7, 2021

wyoming minivan

A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.

“Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”

by TheAudiChick April 6, 2019

Wyoming

A yeehaw state full of mullets, and yes Wyoming does exist

Me: I hate living in Wyoming

Someone: Why?
Me: THERES YEEHAW BOYS WITH MULLETS WHO LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC

by Girlslovedraco June 22, 2021

Wyoming

Wyoming is a real place in the United States of America. The entire state is not a military base or some secret military operation.

I sure wish I could visit Yellowstone National Park in the state of Wyoming.

by imrightyourewrongcaseclosed May 27, 2018

Wyoming

... *tumbleweed passes by*

Wyoming:

by stupid penis guy November 17, 2023

Lusk, Wyoming

A place in which is literally the stereotype of Wyoming. Only one shitty grocery store, a family dollar, a subway, a pizza place, a couple bars and two steak houses that if a health inspector came, thy would be shut down. The hotels are shitty too. This place is shitty. Don’t even stop to look at anything. Just drive on through.

Oh wow! We drove through that town, Lusk, Wyoming, in two minutes flat!

by ErinStraight July 1, 2018

Wyoming wind tunnel

Pinching a woman's labia shut, and blowing her vagina full of air, then slowly letting the air escape, to create an extended pussy fart .

Well son, your moms mad as hell, because I gave her a Wyoming wind tunnel this morning !!!

by Pudknocker July 20, 2016