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Willy Wonkaing

The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass
Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?

Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.

Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019
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The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.
I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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Willy Wonka

When a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a Willy Wonka bar on a hot summers day.
While I was in a loving 69 embrace with my gal, she surprised me with a Willy Wonka.
by Thom Jones July 9, 2012
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Wonka

A codeword used to talk about Marijuana. Not too commonly used. derived from the children's book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
Weed and Wonka have the same first letter, making it easier of a word to decipher. Used most often around authority figures, to drive away suspicion.
1. "Want some wonka bars?"

2. "Oh man, those wonka bars were good last night"
by MissingNo11 January 7, 2011
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willy wonka affect

This is when a person engaged in an eating competition starts enjoying food they are eating, and their body slows down to savor the flavor, causing them to eat slower, and lose the competition.
Bob: Bill, Crazy Legs is really starting to slow down with the donuts here. What do you think is happening?

Bill: Well Bob, it looks like the willy wonka affect is kicking in. He's enjoying the food instead of seeing it as a barrier. There's no way he is going to break this record today.
by A-Tank November 24, 2006
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wonkavator

a huge slut, a chick who fucks sideways, leftways, sqaureways, upways,downways, diagonal ways
also Frankies mom.
i fucked her sideways, bro
sideways, leftways, upways, downways, shes like the fucking wonkavator
by the mauve avenger December 24, 2006
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