poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you

Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."

by 23dmdn January 20, 2023

Wine Gift

Wine Gift, The

The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.

Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.

by Charlie2991 June 16, 2010

wine sneeze

The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.

Brittany: "oh man, what's all over my shirt"
Jenny: "yo, that looks like a wine sneeze"

by WineRanger June 13, 2014

bovine wine

Defined as a glass of fresh cows milk.

"After last night I had way too much alcohol so tonight I'm just having the bovine wine."
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"

by MrMagnesium January 5, 2014

Wine Corking

When you insert your balls into someones asshole and forcefully remove them making an audible popping noise , similar to a wine cork being popped. PS be sure to lube up before attempting.

She loves it when she hears the popping from my wine corking skills

by lil boi blue September 3, 2016

Wine Gut

When someone be drinking wine on the daily

“Damn Tina has such a wine gut, better hold off on the sweet red”

by That guy Mr. boi October 27, 2019

Wakey Wines

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"

What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.

by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023