Wine Gift, The
The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
by Charlie2991 June 16, 2010
Get the Wine Giftmug. The one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. After all, there is Tequila Tuesday, Weed Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and Shit faced Saturday and Sunday. Monday needs love too! We all know that Monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day as well because we all know no one is raging on Monday (unless you alcoholics out there are being sneaky (;), so let's get casually fucked up. Plus, wine in moderation is good for you and can prevent heart diseases, Trader Joe's sells two buck chuck, and fancy wine glasses are seriously the best. NOMSSSSS
Bob: Aw fuck dude, it's Sunday I have work at eight tomorrow.
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
by sharkattacks December 29, 2013
Get the Wine Mondaymug. The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.
by WineRanger June 13, 2014
Get the wine sneezemug. When Madonna and Cardi B take interest in something new and profess their enormous knowledge on the subject across social media, triggering a chain phenomena. This results in household interest causing household members to take interest in the topic and express their new found interest by meeting with others who are now too newly interested. This results in social gatherings that include wine drinking. Laughs on the topic take place by these novices on the subject and they say to each other during the experience “Pass the wine” in a nonchalant manner.
Saturn and Jupiter come close together and a celebrity posts about it. Next thing everyone’s sisters and mothers are posting and talking about it and telescopes on Amazon hit all time sells. Now this groups of people gather together and pop open a bottle of wine. Next thing they are giggling and talking about how the event reflects on their life situation. Then one says: “Ohhh pass the wine” while giggling.
by CryoCrew December 22, 2020
Get the Pass the winemug. A potent mixture of the cheapest available cask wine (medium or dry white wine are the most commonly selected), combined with your choice of energy drink. A 50/50 mixture of wine and 'power' is the norm, but this can be adjusted according to present need.
"We need to get more Red Bull to go with this cask wine to make power wine!"
"I had too many power wines last night and peaked too early"
"(Name), stop bogarting the power wine you cunt!"
"I had too many power wines last night and peaked too early"
"(Name), stop bogarting the power wine you cunt!"
by Base Up January 2, 2012
Get the Power Winemug. by That guy Mr. boi October 27, 2019
Get the Wine Gutmug. Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"
by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023
Get the Wakey Winesmug.