winedectomy

When you have to cut the box of wine open to extract the wine bag in order to collect/extract the remaining wine.

I shook the box, I could hear the wine, but nothing was coming out of the spigot .... so I performed a winedectomy.

by Miss_elle_b August 24, 2020

winedrunk

When you go wine tasting and think it’s harmless fun and then you get shitfaced and can’t remember why you slapped your best friends lips

Mary was so winedrunk she slapped my ass

by Gremlin2020 August 29, 2020

winderful

Describes a very enjoyable outing, event, set of circumstances, etc., which involves strong breezes and/or a lot of farting (think: the famously-uproarious mid-20th-century wind-breaking contest between whizzpopping-champions Lord Windesmere and Paul Boomer).

A social event which involves a lot of farting will usually be a lot more "winderful" if there are indeed strong fresh-air-delivering breezes present, also, since few people enjoy actually smelling a fart, even if they do get uproarious guffaws at letting them off and/or hearing other make them.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

Winked out

Fell asleep, passed out

I winked out with wifey last night instead of helping you rob that burger joint.

by SteveTheHun October 9, 2020

windercuntend

Means you feel depressed

Got the wind knocked out if you

I feel Windercuntend today

by Windercuntend November 17, 2020

winderfull

A joyful word to describe when someone wins a competition.

“You beat Roger today? That’s winderfull!”

by Screaming Old Man February 11, 2021

Windee

Windee, (pronounced windy) is an Irish spang word used to replace the word window.

'hey there boy open up the windy wouldya'
'whats a windee'
'the window stupid'

by buckybarneswife April 19, 2021