when shit hits the fan

"Shit hitting the fan" is an expression used to describe a moment when things are getting out of control.

When shit hits the fan I'm out of here.

by Mini mojito July 13, 2014

When She Wants the ADZIT

Another phrase used by the godliest of divine chads that have monstrous cocks. saying this phrase immediately makes all women in a 100km radius want you, and inventing this phrase would make you transcend the level of chadliness to become the ultimate chad of a man that all women want. This phrase signifies that a woman wants to indulge in certain activities with adzit7

"When she wants the ADZIT!" - Ultra Chad
"LOOOL HE IS SO FUNNY AND HOT" - supermodel
"YO THIS GUY ACTUALLY COOL AFF"- other chad
"His muscles are so large" - Supermodel
"I want the adzit now" - Monkey

by cbtmachine33 March 23, 2023

...and that's when i saw the blood...

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.

cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*

by loppearedbunnie May 16, 2010

When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

by skywar1514 January 22, 2020

when you drop the blunt

all stoners describe this disgrace as a sign someone’s f*cking your b*tch

“Remember when you drop the blunt someone fucking your bitch!”

by coolio cattt January 28, 2021

the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007

when she wants the welp

a phrase that only the chadliest of chads utter, signifies that a female wants the famous youtuber yuvithedude

"When she wants the WELP!" - Chad
"damn! that guy is so cool" - bob
"i wanna date him so bad now" - woman
"ngl I kinda want the welp now" - monkey

by cbtmachine33 March 23, 2023