weak sauce

Having character equivalent to that of wattered down mayonnaise. Meaning you have no talent, no spirit, no "huevos."

That fool's serve is weak sauce.

by Randy Newman December 28, 2003

weak shit

Drug world terminology used as metaphor in straight world which describes someting derisively.

Your argument regarding Israel's human rights record is some weak shit.

by Andy Renko August 26, 2006

I'm Weak

Mostly used in the Coney Island section of Brooklyn, NY. It's a comment mostly used when something is really funny or another word for wow.

"Ron: Yeo Ant,, tell me why Mr. Morgan cursed me out in class today!"

"Ant: I'm Weak! me 2."

by A-R3D'Z October 17, 2009

Weak Sauce

Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.

When they are the 248 and you are the 313 and they are Weak Sauce

by Frothy Boi January 1, 2013

Weak Excuse

An attempt to explain your motives, which ends in a horribly epic fail.

"Our country was founded by Christians"- A weak excuse to explain why we should separate separation of church and state.

"I was curious..."- A weak excuse to cover your tracks for knocking a girl up.

by Brian Wolffe January 5, 2009

Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

Buzz Weak

The inability to remain active at a party or social gathering due to the ingestion of excessive intoxicants, usually referring to illegal narcotics.

"Hey guys, what's wrong with Mark? He's mumbling to himself with his eyes closed."

"Oh, don't worry about him, he's had a bit too much (insert narcotic here). He's always buzz weak."

by Jizz Flicker April 4, 2012