Demi Ward attends Abraham Lincolns school of art and for three consecutive years in 2017, 2018 and 2019 was awarded with 'student of the year'. She went on the Ellen Degenerous show last year to broadcast her whopping setup to America in its entirety. Her monitor sits at 8ft tall and is held together by 4000 (yes 4000!) pieces of sticky tape. Her marital status is happily taken by Ryan and/or James, she preaches Arioola Granola and loves to play catch.
by ArioolaGranola March 1, 2021

by Zichenauer May 26, 2018

A very sad man with no authority sweeping a mess that he didn’t have the balls to tell his inferiors off for creating ( daft cunt)
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

She wins the hot mommy award every year she’s cute smart and tenacious and so lovely that you’ll let her lame dad jokes slide. She’ll also show you what a box fan is. “We are relationship goals” -Johanna-
by AwJohannaNow October 20, 2023

by Joh Por April 20, 2023

Short for Squidward. Refers to a squiddy teenager. Usually, someone who is rather cringe and very white.
Bot: Yo, look at the socks on that ward.
Tez: What is that ward doing in my room, get him out of here he smells like squid!
Tez: What is that ward doing in my room, get him out of here he smells like squid!
by WardJr February 28, 2019

She is very attractive in all ways, shapes, and forms. She has flawless physical appearance and is the extremely nice and forgoing. Her physically flawless boyfriend Griffin Cronk is very lucky to have her and he is very grateful for her.
Guy 1: DAMMMNN that girl over there is so volumptuous and cute
Guy 2: Not nearly as fine as Nicole Ward
Guy 2: Not nearly as fine as Nicole Ward
by Mr cool kid 1234 April 18, 2019
