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Keiffer Wallace

A largely decorated Scottish man who is an expert in boxercise. Prances like a poodle, stings like a flea. Women can normally fear his limbs, but his 5th appendage isn’t as scary. It’s basically an engorged clitoris.
I hope your a grower not a show-er, its looking a bit Keiffer Wallace right now babe; You could tell he had a Keiffer Wallace and was overcompensating.
by MadMacca August 7, 2021
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Michaela Wallace

An Adorable, smart, shy, loving, careless girl <3 She will always be

there for you when your at your worst. She will be there for you

forever, Great kisser, Will love you forever. she is shy as hell but

she's out-going around you. she will be accepting to you no

matter what (Unless its stupid as hell) and she will guide you

through the rough times. Michaela is truly a diamond in the rough.
Person one: Do you know who that girl is?
Person two: Oh the shy one? Yeah That's Michaela Wallace.
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Dwayne Wallace

Dwayne is a uncommon name and it would mean that he’s very smart and a borderline god
Wallace is a last name to discribes that this man is very muscular, handsome and sexy.

This equals a nearly perfect person that you should engage with.
hey, let’s hang out with Dwayne Wallace
by Wallace126 December 1, 2018
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Zack Wallace

A kid who screams random ass noises, ranging from a cow being raped to a duck being choked. Often hangs out with Nathan Stinson, Adam Sterling, Phillipe Redmond, Ian Portell, and TJ Gulyas, who are all complete fucking retards who shouldn't exist on planet earth because they are Satan spawn.
by Philopean RedRocket October 26, 2018
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Reece Wallace

Reece Wallace is a noun meaning "Gay emo manwhore" They typically like to skulk around other people if the have weed or drink but can get scared away if you mention Jake McCallion but this doesn't always work
Hey look it's Reece Wallace I wonder who he's leeching off of
by Liam Curly October 30, 2018
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A William wallace

To have sex in doggy style position and then slam your mates face into a blue berry pie then pull their hair and yell FREEDOM!!!
by Aterribleperson July 29, 2018
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Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
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