change of venue

When a couple switches from the front to the backside during sexual situations. When you switch sexual positions during intercourse.
Sex last night wasn’t working for us. We needed a change of venue. So we switched from missionary to doggy style.
by Worm89 December 16, 2019
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venus fly snatch

A vegetarian succubus woman who seduces a man into having sex with her before telling him that she has a viral STD called gonoherpasyphilaids so that he's trapped with her until he dies a slow and painful death.
The venus fly snatch devoured her prey and laughed as he suffered.
by DMTripper March 18, 2018
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Venus-fly-snatch

‘Venus-fly-snatch’ meaning someone with a vagina who has contracted 2 or more STD’s in their lifetime.
Rebecca : “You got to be careful with who you’re sleeping with Beth, you don’t want to become a venus-fly-snatch!”
by Xyricz September 28, 2020
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Mars and Venus

Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.
A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?
by ChingDim February 03, 2022
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Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
by A Minnesotan November 21, 2018
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venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.
I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler
by roughsol February 26, 2024
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venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.
I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler
by roughsol February 26, 2024
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