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Venu

Kakka venu
by Shata man November 23, 2021
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Venus

The second planet from the sun.
Facts:
Venus is about the size of Earth
Venus was named after the Roman god of love and beauty
Venus has an extreme runaway greenhouse effect
Venus stays a steady 860 degrees F (460 degrees C)
Venus rains acid and snows lead
Venus is a hell planet.
by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022
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Venus

The definition of beauty, the definition of ATTRACTIVE.

A really hot person
A really cute person B)

A really handsome person
A really well rounded individual

What I define as perfection
An amazing Human being
A significance to my life B) Venus
by Digiorno Pizza March 26, 2022
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Venus

The only planet that helps get more penis.
"Girls go to college to get more knowledge"
"No, you're wrong. Girls go to Venus to get more penis"
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Henry venus

Someone please rail me to *your guilty pleasure* thanks
Random person: ,,have you heard about Henry Venus?"
Uncultured person: ,,no"
Random person: ,, you're missing out then"
by ben dover no. 2 April 18, 2022
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venus

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming, did its people want too much too? did its people want to much?
venus? what's that?

-oh you didn't know? mitski invented a whole new planet, just for us
oh i see
-well then... nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
by meliza1234567890 July 14, 2022
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fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.
by Malcuntent May 10, 2024
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