Term frequently used by the Schwartz family tree, predominately those with XY chromosomes, to describe people/objects/actions that have a positive impact on society.
by Rebel03 February 19, 2019
Treasured or revered for its ability to fertilize the egg of a female, or in memory of said ability.
Lewis and Clark brought along a large muscular African-American fellow as one of their traveling-party on their expedition out West, and said chocolate-skinned behemoth proved to be of great semenental value to the group in many of the Native villages that they passed through --- wherever they stopped, multiple squaws would often literally line up to be impregnated by said husky and virile dude, in hopes of raising huge strong-bodied sons of their own from this "fresh blood" infusion.
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
absolute value absolute vodka absolut vodka
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
absolute value absolute vodka absolut vodka
by bennydre May 01, 2013
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
In poker, EV (or expected value) is the amount of money a player is expected to win in a given situation, based on math.
EV=F($POT)+C(%WIN$WON)-C(%lose$lost)
%win/lose= equity
$won/lost= number of big blinds
You should bet 10bb on this flop, it will give you the highest EV (expected value)
%win/lose= equity
$won/lost= number of big blinds
You should bet 10bb on this flop, it will give you the highest EV (expected value)
by STL446 September 27, 2023
noun: a real or imagined scenario where significant resources are saved or gained, especially when multiple events or conditions coincide with synergistic effect. The phrase is typically used as an exclamation to describe and affirm such a scenario.
Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign
Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich
Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign
Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich
Usage: I went to federal building to get that personal information and in the waiting room I secured partnerships for my volunteer advocacy work and completed three time-sensitive tasks for work - and I got it all done in the 40 mins that was left on the parking meter from the previous driver…and it was the closest spot to the entrance. And it was above 0 degrees and sunny Value fantasy!!
by definio maximum December 03, 2022
How something appraisingly/financially stacks up in the devilish "root of all evil"-oriented mind of someone with merely dollar signs in his eyes.
by QuacksO February 06, 2020