Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.
After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.
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The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.
While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
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6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
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The term “circular” refers to how inactivity loops around and mimics busyness. You think they’re slammed with life, but really they’re just lying in bed, completely detached from time, people, and pop culture.
Symptoms include:
– Ignoring texts for days
– Sending “just woke up” at 6PM
– Not knowing any viral trends
– Appearing mysterious or “deep” while actually gooning
– Social invisibility despite being online 24/7
The term “circular” refers to how inactivity loops around and mimics busyness. You think they’re slammed with life, but really they’re just lying in bed, completely detached from time, people, and pop culture.
Symptoms include:
– Ignoring texts for days
– Sending “just woke up” at 6PM
– Not knowing any viral trends
– Appearing mysterious or “deep” while actually gooning
– Social invisibility despite being online 24/7
“They haven’t replied in three days, but they also haven’t seen a single TikTok trend all week – classic case of circular unemployment.”
"Bro I thought he had an internship or something—turns out he’s just in full circular unemployment."
"Bro I thought he had an internship or something—turns out he’s just in full circular unemployment."
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Get the lazy unemployed mug.A jobless individual who is actively searching for a pseudo-job and fully believes it is a credible position of employment.
My brother is an example of psychological unemployment: he is currently applying for a job as a video game barista.
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