under-the-wood

simply being under some wood.

"wow i am under-the-wood"

by NaniKrank January 31, 2017

under armer

Surprisingly, not a sex move. In fact, it's just the misspelling of a clothing brand.

Guy 1: hi i just got under armer
Guy 2: niiiice

These two young fellows are actually speaking in real life, and Guy 2 is inherently unaware that Guy 1 misspelled the word whilst speaking, whenceforth making him unaware of the correct spelling for the rest of his short and agony-filled life.

by Phallus Audiation August 2, 2020

Under The Table Beef Stick

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.

Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?

by Operation Asian Invansion July 8, 2009

Under the Rock

Working as an informant for the police.

I'm under the rock because of that last bust.

by Corpulence July 24, 2008

Under construction

Sorry this word is under construction :/

This site is under construction sorry :/ go do something else

by Mystical cat July 25, 2019

Under the blanket

A term used when you or a friend know you're able to bang a chick. You have her "under the blanket"

Origiantes from the fact that when your watching a movie with a girl and you get under the same blanket with them your set to fuck. or at least make out. or get a blowjob. Or suck on some titties.

Man she was askin about you at work, you got her under the blanket.

by Herb311 October 24, 2004

under dig

asking is some one understands

we got alot of things goin down tonight, be here early you under dig

by Bowlby September 28, 2004