UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

Um idek

Wait js trying something

Um idek

by ilovehotguys!7 February 15, 2022

dur-battery-um-phobia

when a person is scared of a duracell battery.

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia

by pattatoe-fellow23 April 14, 2011

Um

A word used by people who are unsure of a yes or no answer, however they totally are siding with yes and wouldn't mind if they answered yes, however they use "Um" To create suspense.

Person 1 "Do you want a million dollars?"
Person 2 "Um, I'd have to think about that"

by MajorMusic March 16, 2020

um

your mom

“what were you doing last night?”
“Um”

by super frog April 21, 2021

Um mug

I know you want a mug that says cum mug

I gave me boss a um mug.

by Looks great on a mug March 28, 2020

woke-um

a woke enlightened human. May try to "wake" enlighten others once woke. Once becoming a woke-um, beware, there is no turning back.

Damn, that woman is a woke-um.

by Michellita May 6, 2020