tweedledump

The distinctive sound of waste excretion originating from a tribe of giant pear-like beings. Phrases such as, "God I love downloading" are quite frequent in tweedledumping grounds. Tweedledumps are normally very painful to the fat waste of flesh and commonly go by the name Ben Holder or Mikael Lucas.

Ben Holder likes to pretend that Mikael Lucas is the last Tweedledumper, the excitement causes arousal and soon the two are joined in the bliss of a thousand tweedledumps.

See Also: Ben Holder is a fat fuck, Ben Holder is an inbred loser, Ben Holder is going to lose his fat fucking limbs to diabetes and blame it on genetics and not his fatass diet, fat.

by GW June 10, 2004

Tweeber

A hiar located on your gooch.

OH! I just plucked a tweeber.

by T-Fizz June 26, 2006

Tweed

Possibly the greatest person to live. He has Godly characteristics and can turn water into a full-grown flamingo. Everyone wants to touch him so they go to A Touch of Tweed and pay $1 million to touch his beautiful head.

Joe: I wish I was Tweed, he is so lovely!
Cindy: I wish i could keep my head in Tweed's pants for the rest of my life!

by Conor Creator of Earth July 25, 2008

Tweed

When smoking a doobie and drinking a cup o' tea

Tweed?...Nice...

by theswedishgiant October 18, 2010

tweedle

A blunt that is made out of marijuana, bleach, cat fur, butter and is rolled up in comic book paper.

Hey dude lets go smoke a tweedle

by Mr Wigger October 30, 2010

Tweed

Dork, douche bag, idiot, poser

I dont like going to Gasoline Alley because there are too many tweeds hanging out there.

by Thomas Wight December 30, 2005

teeba

A fat man who is determined to become black somehow. He tries to be all G'd up but does not succeed. To become a Teeba, gain 200 lbs and holla at some nigga G's... Also you must be employed to KFC.

Teeba is a G
Teeba is a fat G wanna be
Teeba works at KFC in riverview

by Weeeooo March 24, 2007