turd burgle

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole

I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.

by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

Sand Turds

Yet another term for radical Islamic Militant types.

"The world would be a much better place without Sand Turds"

by The Real Jemezman August 4, 2009

turd drok

Pronounced exactly like its spelled.
Turd Drok is the shit blotches you see in a toilet after someone took an explosive dump. It can be adhered sufficiently enough to withstand flushing. Looks like somebody fired a shotgun loaded with shit into a toilet bowl. Can be symptomatic of a colon problem.

Every damn toilet in this john is caked with turd drok! What the hell do people eat around here?! They to line these damn toilets with teflon!

by Big Ed Moustapha May 14, 2008

Turd pickle

The unwelcome sight, usually in a public restroom, of a single turd floating in a urine-filled toilet bowl.

"Don't ever use the bathrooms at that restaurant, I've never seen a stall without a huge turd pickle in it."

by Rockitude80s September 1, 2013

turd dunking

defintion 1: verb. the act of dunking for feces; similar to bobbing for apples.

definition 2: verb. when prairie dogging in the toliet bowl said turd will dunk repeatedly in and out of water

definition 1:
hey jenny, are you going to sarah's party? theres going to be turd dunking!!!!

definition 2:
Dude!!! i totally heard some splashing in the bathroom.... Todd is sooo turd dunking

by kharma_ghost314317 August 24, 2009

turd helmet

That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.

"I hate when you butt fuck a bitch and she gives you the turd helmet."

by PKD Fan March 14, 2015

takin’ a turd

Another way of saying taking a shit.

I’m in here takin’ a turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021