Taking the loose vulva of a woman and wrapping it around your face as if you were drying your face with a towel.
by bustabus October 06, 2009
An article of clothing, typically a sock, used to wipe ones ass after deficating and finding out there is no toilet paper.
by coondude January 14, 2006
A cum rag. Any material used to wipe up semen and vaginal juice after sex. Can be a sock, underwear, curtain, sheet or cloth.
After busting his nut, Dana cleaned up her boyfriend's goo by using the end of the new curtains her mom had just installed as a dab towel.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
1.An actual of account of Muslims with towels on their heads. Esp. one that brags about inventing algebra but insists his wife wears a towel over her head. One that claims that his religion is not uncivilized as it is a perfect excuse to rationalize terrorism and abuse towards women and whoever deemed an infidel to "ALLAH". The towel over the head blinds his rationality as he follows a whole history of Towelheaditry.
2. A racist term towards Arabs.
2. A racist term towards Arabs.
That "TowelHead" said "if an american woman wore those clothes in the streets of Saudi- She would be raped before she was stoned by the women".
That "TowelHead" said it wasn't an actual towel, but it was Islamic Garb.
That "TowelHead" said it wasn't an actual towel, but it was Islamic Garb.
by Islam- To Submit January 01, 2005
"Hold the towel" is a phrase you use when you hold a towel for your buddy while he fucks a hot chick, and hand it to him after he is done so he can towel off after washing up. And while he cleans up, you fuck the hot chick.
by whrionte May 04, 2015
A trick used to bring back an Xbox 360 that has had the three flashing red lights of death. To perform this trick, wrap a towel around the 360 with the lights on and allow it to sit for approximately 10-12 minutes. Let it cool off for about 15 minutes and fire it up.
WARNING: Of course by doing this you are taking a chance that the machine could catch on fire, your house could explode or that you'll die alone and a virgin.
WARNING: Of course by doing this you are taking a chance that the machine could catch on fire, your house could explode or that you'll die alone and a virgin.
d00d 1: Son of a mothafacker, this thing just bricked on me.
d00d 2: Dude, did you try the towel trick?
d00d 1: By George, how could I forget the towel trick? A trick so cleverly included with each 360 to recover idiot mistakes made by MS?!
d00d 2: Dude, did you try the towel trick?
d00d 1: By George, how could I forget the towel trick? A trick so cleverly included with each 360 to recover idiot mistakes made by MS?!
by MetaMech1 May 27, 2007
When one consumes large amounts of GHB and is standing with legs shoulder width apart, bent at the waist with knuckles touching the ground.
by sfvkittie November 16, 2011