toot a roo

A bump of cocaine to keep you awake through a long trip .

My friend Georgie told me I need a “toot a roo” to help me drive 1,000 miles without sleeping

by Grrravy May 14, 2018

cut the toot

It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you

"You gotta cut the toot man!"

by Jieisisiis April 6, 2017

snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.

You there! Snootle toot!

by five finger fingering June 6, 2016

toot the loot

1. To ingest psychoactive drugs via intranasal inhalation.

2. To snort drugs.

Beth - Bob just came home and he has some coke.
Mary - Hell ya! Let's toot the loot!

by Gladgal April 21, 2016

Tuna Toot

An extremely smelly queef

"Omg Tina tuna tooted lastnight and it smelled horrible"

by Andrewtate101 April 13, 2023

Toot cake

To knee someone in the butt two times on each cheek with each knee in a jumping motion while saying "toot cake"

Yooo, this bitch got toot caked!!!

by Timbob jr. August 14, 2023

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 4, 2020