toot a roo

A bump of cocaine to keep you awake through a long trip .

My friend Georgie told me I need a “toot a roo” to help me drive 1,000 miles without sleeping

by Grrravy May 14, 2018

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 4, 2020

Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020

Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

Farting caused by laughing

Also known as a cackle crackle

Hoot - laugh

Toot - fart

This word was created and approved by a dad and his school aged boys due to a void in the English language to describe this specific farting scenario.

You’re welcome.

That’s so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

cut the toot

It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you

"You gotta cut the toot man!"

by Jieisisiis April 6, 2017

snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.

You there! Snootle toot!

by five finger fingering June 6, 2016

toot the loot

1. To ingest psychoactive drugs via intranasal inhalation.

2. To snort drugs.

Beth - Bob just came home and he has some coke.
Mary - Hell ya! Let's toot the loot!

by Gladgal April 21, 2016