cut the toot

It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you

"You gotta cut the toot man!"

by Jieisisiis April 6, 2017

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Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.

He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots

by Candystiis May 31, 2022

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Juicy toot

When you try to pass gas and diahrea comes out instead

Damn I just juicy tooted. I gotta hit the head

by Tacos_y_burritos October 2, 2016

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Tuna Toot

An extremely smelly queef

"Omg Tina tuna tooted lastnight and it smelled horrible"

by Andrewtate101 April 13, 2023

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When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

Farting caused by laughing

Also known as a cackle crackle

Hoot - laugh

Toot - fart

This word was created and approved by a dad and his school aged boys due to a void in the English language to describe this specific farting scenario.

You’re welcome.

That’s so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

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toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 4, 2020

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