Like if you took 

A term commonly used before explaining how two things combined would make one thing with all of the two things traits.

School is like if you took hell and a federal prison and put it in a blender.

Like if you took by Wellimdead December 2, 2018

I took the top off the Maybach 

Means my guy done got circumcised

Person 1: Hey man I took the top off the maybach
Person 2: Congratulations now you won’t have to deal with that dick cheese

I took the top off the Maybach by The Heart Burn Kid December 7, 2021

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.

Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice by RatchetBoo June 4, 2003

i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it 

a phrase used by middle schoolers which was from the song kings dead. people say it either as a joke or to say that they took someone to their house and fucked them. its pretty self explanatory losers

EXAMPLE 1--
Person 1: guess what dude
Person 2: what
Person 1: i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it

EXAMPLE 2--
Max: bro u cant believe what i did last night
Javier: what did u do
Max: i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it
Javier: was she hot

i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it by trustbutera June 22, 2018

he took inspiration

a phrase used by semi-illiterate South Africans. Meaning he was inspired by.

Jeese, yah he took inspiration from that painting!

he took inspiration by nelly123 May 16, 2010

The KKK Took My Baby Away 

Get canada street's in the bldg on the case. He'll beat those dirty crackers senseless before they get a chance to molest the baby, as whites are often prone to. Then he'll point a .22 at the grand fuctart, or whatever they call their leader, he'll shit himself,the end.

get on out from under that sheet, mr.bush, we know it's you.

The KKK Took My Baby Away by Canada street's in the bldg April 26, 2005

The Took 

Short for Skiatook. A small town in northeast Oklahoma known for its gangsta lifestyle.

Life was hard growin' up on the mean streets of The Took.

The Took by Big Deck January 16, 2011