tomato burger

In advertising lingo: A non-event hyped as an event.

The term comes from White Castle's 2005 promotional campaign for the "Roma Tomato Burger" - which was essentially their average white castle burger with a slice of tomato on it.

The campaign was ridiculed and quickly pulled.

"That new campaign's a tomato burger."

by Soros October 26, 2009

Golden tomato

When the vagina is so good it has you hooked. You will do anything for that piece of vagina.

What does she have a golden tomato?

by The Tiguere Will December 3, 2021

Tomato milkshake

When you creampie someone on their period.

Gave my girlfriend a tomato milkshake last night.

by Penaldman July 7, 2017

tomato drop

Yeah I have no idea

Person 1: Dude, what's a tomato drop?
Person 2: Idk.

by Queerisweirdnotnotstraight May 26, 2023

tomato clotchup

Thick red clotted blood deposit inadvertently obtained from using deep tongue action on a menstrual lady.

Pass me a tissue darling, I’ve just got a mouth full of tomato clotchup whilst licking your vertical bacon sandwich!

by Captain Beanflicker February 20, 2022

tomato frequencies

Tomato frequencies are the sounds that can be heard after someone is woken up and is trying to go back to sleep. (A airplane passing by, talking downstairs, the sound of the highway).

John: How did you sleep last night Tod?
Tod: Man. I just couldn’t because of these dumb tomato frequencies in my ear.

by Nalydylan June 13, 2023

Tomato Toe

A big ass toe that's red and looks like its about to explode and excrete tomato juice. It also has a small nail and it's a forever thing.

Mayhlin is a pretty girl but she has a tomato toe. La'queeta and Lashawnda laugh at her nasty toe.

by alinessa69 July 11, 2014