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A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.

Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today

Grace: *Gasps*

Riley: What?

Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!

Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty

#Tomato-Vegan
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Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.

Grace: OK. *hugs*

by YandereAf May 12, 2016

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Stewed Tomatoes

Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.

My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.

My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.

by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023

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The Tomato Factory

Over the years, chilling tales have circulated about the Tomato Factory, making it the scariest place known to man. Local legends recount eerie occurrences within its walls, from strange apparitions that wander its dark corridors to unexplained, bone-chilling screams echoing through the night. Some say that the souls of former factory workers still haunt the premises, seeking vengeance for their untimely deaths. The air is thick with unsettling energy, and those who dare to step foot inside often report feeling an overwhelming sense of dread and unease. It is a place where fear and darkness have taken residence, leaving visitors trembling with terror.

"I had a smile on my face as I entered the school bus for the field trip. The smile was wiped clean off of my face when I realized our destination was the Tomato Factory."

by RackARibs July 28, 2023

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