sleeping tom

When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.

Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen

by Tonyizzle October 11, 2005

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Sloppy Tom

When the man shits into the woman's vagina, cums all over her shitty pussy then eats her out causing you to vomit. then vomit the shitty cum mixture onto your partners chest.

Last night i was fucking Gretchen and had to shit and gave her a sloppy tom.

by Rance Willis February 11, 2009

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When a guy gets so excited that he barely gets her shirt off before and blows his load, usually acompanied by the excuse "meh, it's been a while".

Typically happens to virgins, engineers, dush-bags in suits, any guy aged 14-19, this guy named Dan that I met at my friends birthday party last month, and dudes with large commic book collections.

Last night was horrible. He started feeling me up and this wet spot formed in his pants and he ran for the bathroom. He was such a ten-second-tom.

by Janie_May October 30, 2006

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The Speed Of Tom Araya

The act of singing a Slayer song perfectly, the speed, lyrics, and pitch correct. No one mortal being can do this, except for Tom Araya, who is superhuman.

Originally thought up by Johnny Qyxzzy

Slayer Fan 1: Hey dude, can you go at the speed of Tom Araya?

Slayer Fan 2: I wish! No one can, man.

by Qyxzzy August 11, 2010

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Joy-She-Tom

Joy-She-Tom is a combination of joyce, sheila and Tom and it represents that something is hereditary from the two parents.

Thats Joy-She-Tom that is.

by Cobaltwarrior July 1, 2009

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Scoot (Tom)

Faggot that loves cock up the bum and stalks/follows everybody.

He is a pussy as well, who is shit at soccer.
Needs to Grow a Dick.
Get a real Girlfriend, Not Sid The Sloth.

Pussy Faggot"Scoot (Tom)"

by ChanTHEBlack Rapper June 29, 2011

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sticky tom

A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.

Omfg, xXBubbleGumXx is afk again. He's such a sticky tom.

by shiegolas April 30, 2015

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