wow speech

An euphemism which occurs if a woman is putting a guy in the friendzone, with other words this means that she doesn’t want to have neither relationship nor an intercourse with a man, but instead of telling him, the insulting and degrading “let s just be friends” she is using as an excuse, that in case of a relationship she is looking for the “wow” feeling that she unfortunately doesn’t seem to have with that certain guy, even though he is a very nice person.

Santos: You look so fabulous in the moonlight! Do you think we can move on,and spend this night together ? I have some champagne and strawberries in my fridge!

Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..

by Lolita67 October 16, 2012

Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.

His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.

by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012

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Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

Hate Speech

You have the right to say anything, as defined by the 1st. amendment of the US Constitution. So it follows that there is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate. The speaker doesn't display hate, only the listener does, up to and including the threat of force to silence the speaker.

There is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate.

by 2B+ January 27, 2024

Speech About Church

Means to listen to whoever about the speech about church.

Speech About Church!

by Dr. Deloris January 29, 2024

Speech

I mean... You see Jordan Peterson just re-appropriating my claims about the religious enterprise and painting it on a strawman of the political left, right? And in doing so he acts as an avatar through which I make a mockery of your politics and I make a mockery of you God.

Hym "Except MINE is TRUE and Jordan Peterson's is not. Which is why Jordan can't do it without crying like a bitch, Chris. It's not JUST a coping mechanism for death anxiety. It's the way by which you accrue unearned moral authority. It's the way by which you hold hostage 'the good afterlife'and (beyond that) 'the good life' in exchange for compliance or servitude. It's an easy way to siphon resources from the peasants so you can live an easier life while everyone else suffers around you with the promise of a better hypothetical future that will never come to fruition. It's the way by which you compel people to consent to their own suffering and defer gratification to the grave. And his speech and his tears are exactly how you can tell that Dr. Jordan Peterson KNOWS THAT WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Hate Speech

A made up term by sexually confused tiktokers and "school teachers" who believe a different opinion makes you LITERALLY HITLER!!!!. These ghouls usually can be seen gushing over "celebrities" like Taylor Swift whilst taking there 10th covid vaccine of the week.

Hate speech can consist of any statement such as " There are only men and women" or Donald Trump was an actual president. Such takes will almost certainly cause the FBI to show up on your doorstep and begin questioning you at gunpoint.

The pink haired land mammoths and bug eating residents of San Francisco will preach from the highest abortion pile to tell others that they are spreading hate speech, all the while supporting terrorist groups, veganism, Hasan Piker, as well as laugh at Stephen Colbert jokes which were written by 100 unfunny Hollywood writers.

Normal citizen: Hey bro, kids shouldnt be exposed to tips touching in pre school.

Blue haired gunt monster with sour cream tits: THATS HATE SPEECH YOU NAZI FASCIST WHITE SUPREMACIST!

by Distortus Dongasaurus December 6, 2023