Cock gargling thunder cunt

When calling them a cunt just doesn't quite cut it.

That bitch is cock gargling thunder cunt!

by Griz. February 22, 2010

Thunder Buns

An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.

A prodigious farter.

Who do you have for third period English?

Mrs. Sweeney.

Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

Tropic Thunder from Down Under

When you are sitting on the toilet and someone comes up and flushes it before you are done pooping. You then can feel a moist breeze on your nuts.

Everything was coming out just fine until she sneaked up and gave me a Tropic Thunder from Down Under. I was unable to get off the toilet since I was not finished dropping my load. The cool breeze did feel nice on my balls though.

by Titanium NT December 1, 2009

thunder nuts

Some man, and or manly woman that has just grew the largest set of balls and thinks they can do anything, even though they cant and everyone around them knows it.

or

A fucker

My dad was all thunder nutted and he wouldnt let me fix the tv so when he broke it more I rubbed it in his face.

or

Ok thunder nuts go fuck your self and leave me alone.

by Brittiney November 27, 2007

Thunder Nugget

When you force a silver dollar size turd out of your bung hole that takes your breath away, and hits the water with a deep impact sound. Thus creating a few beads of sweat on your forehead, and causing the water to splash back directly into your butt hole.

This can also cause your feet to fall asleep while on the toilet.

I cant get off the toilet just yet. That Thunder Nugget caused my feet to go numb.

by Ice_Dibiase May 16, 2011

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018

thunder mug tool kit

What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.

I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011