Thunder throne 

When a chick is giving you a blumpkin and after you shove her face in the toilet.

Chick 1: hey so my asshole boyfriend did a thunder throne on me...
Chick 2: oh haha how was it?
Chick 1: shitty..

Guy 1: hey man so my gf was giving me a blumpkin and I pulled a thunder throne on her.
Guy 2: nice bro!!!
*guys high five*

Thunder throne by Laker_boy October 15, 2011

thunder-tap 

To pound pussy real hard and fairly slow. Thunder-tapping has a lot of impact and makes a girl feel light-headed with pleasure and goodness.

"I thunder-tapped that bitch until she couldn't even remember her own name."

thunder-tap by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006

Thunder Queef 

A woman who has had so much sex that when she queefs it rumbles like thunder; a sound that echoes and vibrates in the air like thunder, often produced from a woman who is sexually promiscuous or loose.

"Dude, what was that sound?" "Dude, it just came from Thunder Queef!"

"Its sound was so amazingly disgusting, I thought that it was a thunder queef."

Thunder Queef by Rocky the Squirrel April 1, 2008

Thunder of the Mountains 

The greatest Sousaphone line on Earth. Appalachian State rings with the sound of the sousaphone section of Appalachian State Marching Band.

Yo! Did you hear those Sousas?

Yeah man, they're like the Thunder of the Mountains!

Thunder of the Mountains by ThundaJon October 21, 2008

Thunder Cocks 

A group of extraordinary men whose girth and length of their penises are unimaginable. Their brotherly bond is indestructible by an force known to man, and several known to other alien species.

Thunder Cocks unite!!!!!

Thunder Cocks by shamrockkid29 June 14, 2011

thunder cookie 

A knockout punch.

"He hit that dude with a thunder cookie!

thunder cookie by armymech87 November 10, 2013

thunder thighs

"THUNDER THIGHS" are a fat girls thighs that are so humoungous, big & fat that they clap together when they walk. This produces a loud noise which goes like "SLAP, SLAP, SLAP" , hence the "thunder" part of the word.

Look at that girls thunder thighs!

thunder thighs by Emily December 28, 2004