Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.

I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.

by JHBEL October 5, 2021

Threadmin

Threadmin is the home of the Threadminners, a place to celebrate all things Armin and his dog loving ways.

Yo bro you wanna come to the brothel tonight?
Sorry bruv I can't, gotta keep Threadmin active innit

by Haribokart September 2, 2021

Threadit

When you find a bomb post to put on Threads.

Yo bro you should totally Threadit.

You been Threaditting bro?

by Regulus Night Lightcaster July 8, 2023

Threadophile

A person who uses the Threads app from Instagram.

Goodmorning my fellow threadophile!

by The Paramount July 11, 2023

Threadbare

Threadbare
When people create a profile on the THREADS app, but leave it blank. No photos. No posts. No threads. You wonder if they're a bot, an imposter, just tired of too many social media apps to bother anymore.

"This profile is threadbare, man ... WTF?"

by ThirdEyePhoto July 14, 2023

Post/Thread N00B

When someone lacks the kinda intelligence needed to add a clever or relevant comment to a thread or post and decides to post what number they are on the thread/post. Therefore angering the others that post which starts a highly irrelevant argument or arguments on said post/thread.

POST/THREAD: Today Jesus came back and his welcome home party went a little overboard. Due to the entire world having a slight...okay a MAJOR hangover from all the oceans being turned to wine. All international developments and what-not have been postponed...excluding the following manufacturing companies: Tylenol, Advil, Bayer...etc.

Posted 3 minutes ago:

Jack_Johnson (Post/Thread N00B): 1ST!!!!!!!

John_Jackson (Post/Thread N00b #2): 2nd!!!!

Snake_Plissken (cool guy): You guys are such thread n00bz.

George_Bush (former president): I hafta agree with Snake.

Jack_O'Neill (even cooler guy): George, you're just as much as a n00b...nuff said

by ENZL3Y November 10, 2009

sweater thread

Something better left alone where one thing leads to another resulting in disaster, like the thread of a sweater that when pulled unravels the whole garment.

That whole relationship was a sweater thread.

Don't go there. That is one sweater thread you do not want to pick at.

by Ambergris August 31, 2013