testicle tickler

1. a person or thing that touches you in the ball holder 2. a(N) phone on vibrate in youre pocket

my girlfriend is a testicle tickler

by alps21 September 5, 2013

eel testicles

Term for tater tots, which are bite-sized foods made from sliced potatoes (like hash browns, but smaller). Best eaten with ketchup.

School cafeteria's serving eel testicles again! Yum!

by Goggle January 10, 2005

Testicle Sunrise

Its the action of dragging your balls over someones face until they wake up with a view of your testicals.

Paul woke up sunday morning to a Testicle Sunrise. it sure did make his day.

by jboob September 22, 2009

testicle texting

(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes

Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.

Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.

Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.

by julsmileyface August 4, 2009

testicle shitting

Adj : one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

A prefix in testicle shitting rectal wort/testicle shitting rectal wart and testicle shitting penguin rapist
can be used in a noun as testicle shitter

Man1: "Billy is such a testicle shitting faggot"
Man2: "Your a testicle shitting ass hole, not because your gay but because your a sucky person shown by your homophobia!'

by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017

Fantastical Testicles

Anyone that has overly large man-man (balls) that women are attracted to without even seeing them.

Erika: Ahhh man did you see Elijah yesterday?
Lucy: Yeah I wanted to suck on his dick all day!!
Erika: I know, especially on his Fantastical Testicles!
Lucy: .....His balls right?
Erika: YEP!!

by Tr1pl3Cs & That Guy April 26, 2011

Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.

ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle

by ChristmasLights101 December 1, 2019