the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.

Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!

by draco milfboy September 25, 2020

walnut

the head shape of a person

Marcel is a massive walnut head

by skcjvbk February 2, 2023

walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

Walnut Dust

The shimmery powder like form of semen once dried on defined abdominal muscles.

When semen has been ejaculated onto either partners torso and subsequently dried out on the defined abdominals (Walnuts) particularly after two torsos have smudged it between them, it then dries to a shimmery powdered dust like consistency.

His Walnut Dust caught her eye as it shimmered in the dim bedroom light.

by anonymous November 22, 2022

Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016

Walnut Ripple

When you proceed to teabag a sexual partner in the face until boredom occurs and then proceed to yell "FALCON PAWNCH!!!!" and hit them in their genitalia so hard that the sudden pain causes them to headbut you in the testicles. Therefore, lolz for everyone

This walnut ripple me and shari made last night was awesome except my balls still hurt

by Zack Slade July 24, 2011

Walnut

A Cookie Run instagram content creator that edits for a so called genre of “story games”, they also stole their ex’s idea for their most recent post, most likely gained this missschiveous plan while eating milanesa as they consume it more than the average Italian pasta in minimum 48+ hours

They’re also wanted in twenty three countries and possess two deadly sisters as one of them acts as if she’s been born and raised in Harrison, while the other is a Swiftie
They’re quite the cutie patootie type but are real bad at slandering people and actually go for the raw demonizing

But you go mädchen!! 🦾🦾 (slang)

“Did you see Walnut’s newest post??”
“Yeah, how many gallons of water does bro expect me to drink?”

by Rate wer!! Wink wink July 14, 2023