Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

by Triptow November 22, 2020

Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.

Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.

by Bluebillattii April 06, 2024

Scottish Soak

When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed

OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??

by Roommate sleeper March 26, 2024

Soak City

Describing how wet a girl is/ can get.

Issac- She gonna take me to soak city when I see her.

Ricky- Oh shittt I see you man!

by citygirlz4l February 06, 2024

The Soak

When you put your tongue in a glass of water without drinking it.

Man I'm so parched, I'm could use The Soak.

by Haywood Jabaumi May 21, 2022

Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.

Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.

by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022

Soak

To get hit by a fast-flying puck, ball, fist, etc. and show little to no sign of pain.

Josh absolutely soaked that pitch.

by Blueduckclan November 14, 2019