shart

when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)

me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED

nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight

i just sharted in class

by Pundyne July 3, 2019

shart

shit and fart

i js sharted

by chickenwing103 March 5, 2023

Shart

When you have a breeched trust with your anus.

I thought it was just a regular fart until poo was in my pants and I realized it was actually a shart.

by ctog November 24, 2018

shart

when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.

i would shart for chris wood.

by happilysmythe March 25, 2022

Shart

To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell

Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell

Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts

Anna: ew...

by barney September 26, 2023

shart

blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies

after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere

by hand of October 25, 2019

Sharted

The word that means you shitted and farted at the same time!

Maddie wanted to fart soooooo bad that she Sharted instead!

by Allie Mata January 5, 2006