the sweetest, funniest, dumbest guy with insane rizz and mad hockey skills. he sends mixed signals but he has a gyatt and beautiful eyes
by delulubitch October 29, 2023

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by Idk34312 June 10, 2024

Ryder is a pretty nice guy. He’s up to do anything even if he doesn’t know you! He’s always a caring person, and absolutely loves to compete in his favorite sport. He has a really nice family, and him and his brother are stuck together like glue. Ryder s got the looks and the personality. He’s definitely a keeper. He can relate to anything with you! Even the weirdest crap lol. I would definitely marry a Ryder. The one I know is so nice and caring and everything any girl would want. He knew my name before I knew his. Everyone loves Ryder
by Apersonwholovessportsandmusic October 11, 2020

This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.
by GigaMan77 August 28, 2024

Ryder is the most perfect boy you will meet. He is handsome, kind, funny, outgoing, talented, and cares for others. If you ever meet a Ryder, hold on to him. He will be worth anything and everything.
by Cyler October 23, 2019
