Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.

Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.

by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008

Sloppy pat

The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings on Saint Patrick's Day; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item, but on Saint Patrick's Day; The act of boonking on Saint Patrick's Day

Dude came up and all of a sudden pulled a sloppy pat on me.

by Lenny Da Lunchman December 11, 2017

Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"

by That's what Santa said December 2, 2011

Pat's Parade

An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate

Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.

by KPeffin'YourMom October 19, 2015

Pity pat

The gesture that a girl that is not romantically interested in you, but still wants you to be one of her orbiters, gives to you when hugging you by patting you on the back multiple times.

Girl: gives a pity pat.
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".

by Borderworlds December 1, 2020

Pat a Goat

Verb~ The action of brushing your side fringe out of your eyes.

when your with your mate and their fringe is covering there face you say," you gotta pat a goat"

by olliee88 June 24, 2010

Pat Mcafee

To verbally light up the confrontation while simultaneously group the nearby standers on your side and become the leader of the pack to then get ready to jump from the top rope of a ring and slam on top of the opponent. Go crazy!!...For the Brand

He came at me and I went full Pat Mcafee

by ElMariachi80 December 4, 2020