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Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.
by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020
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a faggot with pointy nipples but only around men and that’s because he’s a gay nibba Exhibit A he had gay sex with brady in the bathroom during STAAR
Issa: look kevin’s nipples are hard again lmao
Ethan: LMAO NIGGA KEVIN
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Kevin is a good friend and will help you when you're sad he's always there to talk he's positive and kind and he will do anything to keep a friendship
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The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.
FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and won’t give me one. What a fatass.
by gay iguana January 29, 2020
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Damn it, Kevin. This is the second time you ate my lunch.
by ByteofBacon May 20, 2018
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Kevin is a good guy with great intentions but he lets his emotions get the best of him. He is a very VERY sensitive little boy and he needs lots of love and affection to make him feel happy. He gets hurt very easily but always tells you hes alright even if you know hes lying. Sometimes when you feel like everything is going ok Kevin comes along and ruins it but you know you cant say anything because you dont want to hurt his heart.
Whats wrong with Kevin?

Oh hes just a lil sensitive
by Lil old ladies loving me September 30, 2018
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Gayest nigga ou their and sucks dick all day every day. Sucks at giving blowjobs but is good at riding dick
by Gayest nigga October 22, 2019
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