two haircut pants

A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.

"Check it out, two haircut pants!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007

half a penis haircut

A haircut resembling half of a penis head.

Nice half a penis haircut you dickhead.

by Tony91919 December 11, 2007

70's haircut

Someone who has a stupid looking afro, that is perfectly round, yet out of place in today's society.

In pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson had a seventies haircut.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

three dollar haircut

When you want to roast your friend but you can't think of anything so you gotta make it seem like you know what your doing.

You I'll straight up give you a three dollar haircut

by Riyash May 27, 2017

monkey getting a haircut

the funniest meme ever to be conceived by man.

"Hello my fellow black male, what is the best meme ever created?"
"Monkey getting a haircut, NIGGA."

by Jet watcher February 24, 2018

yee yee ass haircut

Something you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.

Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa

by Weelum July 21, 2018

Yee yee ass haircut

Something junior Grimes has

Aka “J grimes” iconic yet questionable hairstyle

Hey that junior grimes sure has a yee yee ass haircut , huh?

Yeah he’s a scruffy lookin ass lowlife that can’t keep a girl

J grimes has a yee yee ass haircut

by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe January 16, 2022