A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
by Juicy A June 24, 2016
Get the Greasy Shaftmug. Reese's greasies are the nasty, runny shits you get from consuming too large a quantity of any reese's peanut butter product.
by turdmaker007 April 16, 2014
Get the Reese's Greasiesmug. When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.
Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?
by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019
Get the Greasy-Gandermug. (noun)
An intimate move involving:
Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth
Alternate forms:
Greasy Taquito (noun)
Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
An intimate move involving:
Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth
Alternate forms:
Greasy Taquito (noun)
Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"
"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
by toasty3000 March 23, 2017
Get the greasy burritomug. by PINOCHAPUNISHER69 March 21, 2020
Get the Greasy Steamermug. A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl
by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018
Get the Greasy Burritomug. The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room
by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016
Get the Greasy Frogmug.