Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019

Facebook fast

Taking a break from Facebook when you realize you are spending way too much time there.

I had to take a Facebook fast because I was getting nothing done at work.

by PalmSprings09 August 14, 2010

nowhere fast

A fictional place christians and parents tell you you'll end up because of drug usage.

Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"

"If you keep this up, you'll end up nowhere fast"

by SoakedInBleach May 12, 2015

the fast and the furious

A crappy movie that the director compares to opera, starring an actor who the director keeps calling "a beautiful, beautiful man." And it has Vin Deisel.

by Lifeman October 4, 2003

juice fasting

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.

"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"

by choo mama December 9, 2008

the fast and the furious

A streetracing movie that really, really sucked for car guys.

Die Paul Walker die.

by Dude May 18, 2004

Fast and the Furious

A street racing series that used to be all about racing. and actually had focus on the fans. However, once "Fast and Furious" was made, everything about the series did a flip, now only focusing on action and explosions that would make Michael Bay proud. In essence, the car series has become a cash cow.

Person 1: Goddamn, I hear the new Fast and the Furious movie is coming tomorrow!

Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?

by senthurmanz April 25, 2017